Argrim's Pet Contest: A Solid Performance~ EDIT

I absolutely SUCK at perspective....

but Ill be damned if I dont at least TRY!

So this is my entry for 's contest~

The theme, is a pet show~ but instead of doing the normal cat, or dog....I decided to try something a bit more simple~

Yes....I entered myself in the pet show...as a Pet Rock~~

the easiest part was dying my hair...again >>...
Then I had to actually paint my entire body a nice earthy color~
and FINALLY...Learning how to actually create stone bindings....

I will admit....I used a bit of magic and some good old fashioned BullS**t....(Both of which, I hope I don't get disqualified for) But I managed~!

In case you cant tell...(Cuz my perspective and anatomy in this arent very good at all) My hands have been bound in stone between my legs...and since the rock past my thighs, its not all that possible for me to simply sit up straight...putting me in quite a compromising position, I might add >>

Also, HOORAY! first time in my life ive ever drawn and colored rocks!

ALSO....I love the colors in this~

With all of its faults, this is still one of my favorite pics so far~

EDIT: I changed this a day after I posted it...I moved the torso up a bit to add depth to make this pose look a LOT less flat...